Born in LA..but scorning LA(Lakers)

09Jun08

As a Los Angelino should, I love the Dodgers, I love smog, and I eat In out Out regularly. I feel inclined to set one thing straight, however. I am a certified Laker hater. I hate the team, despise their players, can’t tolerate their fans, and I know they will lose the NBA Finals. The Lakers are terrible. And to prove that the Lakers are in fact terrible, and that I am not speaking out of my ass, I would like to break down this assessment for you(just like Paul Pierce is breaking down the Lakers’ defense hoho!).

Reason #1: Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant is poison. He has shown time and time again that he can’t win when it counts. I am not counting the times when Shaq was there to bail him out. Sure, he’s a great individual player, but when it really comes down to the wire thats all he is. This has become more than obvious in the finals. When the going gets tough, Kobe Bryant gives up on his teammates and disaster results. Anyone recall that disastrous 9-26 performance he put up in game 1 of the finals? Even beyond his obvious lack of leadership, how about the off court issues he brings to the team. Before this season he was trashing his own teammates and asking to be traded. Now he’s buying them $10,000 watches to thank them. What a two face. Kobe Bryant is a competitor, but a winner? I think not(once again, exclude the Shaq championships).

!! Bonus Suck !! : Kobe Bryant sucks because the only teammate he could get to be in his commercial was Ronnie Turiaf.

Reason #2: The Fans

Laker fans comprise the biggest group of bandwagoners in the world. How can you love a guy that wanted to leave your team no more than a year ago?(see reason #1) Laker fans, in my experience, also tend to be completely incompetent about the sport of basketball. All that they know is they live in Los Angeles, and these guys are doing well. Other than that the most insightful thing I’ve ever heard from a Laker fan is, “damn..Kobe’s the fucking man holmes”. Most Laker fans are only fans when the going is good. If you live in LA, you know that you inevitably will see one of these come playoffs:

Oh the dreaded Laker car flag. You will only see these up during the playoffs. Suddenly everyone loves the Lakers. I honestly, have never seen a car drive around with one of these in their windows before the Shaq Dynasty in LA. Laker fans are fakers.

Reason #3

Not even the Clippers wanted him.

P.S. I love LA( SEE “I make kids cry” post)

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6 Responses to “Born in LA..but scorning LA(Lakers)”

  1. 1 egdellog

    you really like smog? liar. eh, i know nothing about sports. go in-n-out!

  2. 2 bowley

    i’m a bandwagoner. SOWWIE!

    (sad face)

    naw, i just like to watch the finals.
    when it’s over, i’ll go back to doing nothing.

  3. 3 evan

    lol why is ali tagged

  4. 4 Daniel Munoz

    Lol Ali is tagged because he loves the Lakers haha. Kirk don’t be sorry hahah I’m just giving the Lakers the hate they deserve haha.

  5. 5 Ali

    don’t think that this shit went unnoticed, asshole. all i’m going to do is kindly present this YouTube video in lieu of my response to your statement of: “He has shown time and time again that he can’t win when it counts. … Sure, he’s a great individual player, but when it really comes down to the wire thats all he is. … When the going gets tough, Kobe Bryant gives up on his teammates and disaster results.”

    there will be a blog post further addressing Mr. Munoz’s slanderous comments shortly.

  6. 6 evan

    why do we all have that gay icon


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